I wouldn't mind having children if...

... I could ever find a comb or a hair brush
... I didn't find the settings on my webcam changed every time I switched it on to do a Skype video call
... their idea of tidying up wasn't throwing stuff on the floor
... they thought to try to find their school ties more than 2 minutes before the school bus goes

I could go on all morning, but feel free to add your own.