Last week I was watching an old QI. (Yes, again. I do other things as well, honestly.) One of the topics covered was Jack Johnson an American boxer from the olden days who was famous for hitting someone, or whatever it is that boxers get famous for. My main interest at the time was 'That name rings a bell,' but I put it to one side. About 20 minutes later I had to drive off to ferry someone around in standard parental fashion. Radio 4 came on. And they were talking about... Jack Johnson.Spooky! Well, that's the conclusion that fake mystics would like us to draw. In fact this is a lovely example of what's clumsily referred to as 'confirmation bias.' The point is that every day there are thousands of things you register mentally that don't have a match for something else. We don't notice these. It's just the very occasional one where there's a coincidental second event that stands out and gets us excited.
Those who want to deceive us about their mental powers use this kind of thing all the time. Here's an example. A great mystic goes on the TV. 'I'm going to stop clocks with my mind,' he says. 'I'm starting to concentrate. I'm sending out waves of power. These waves will intefere with delicated clock mechanisms. Clocks are beginning to stop.' Amazingly people ring or email in. Their clock stopped when the 'experiment' was underway. But clocks have to stop some time. Millions of clocks didn't stop when the mystic did his thing. A few will have done over the period of time he claimed to be sending out his waves (whether or not the mystic was there). And suddenly we've got an amazing demonstration of mystical powers.
In case you are interested, this is the putative son's name:
George Washington, Christopher Columbus, Madison and Douglas Lee, Jim Jeffries, Joe Ganz, Jack Johnson, Booker T, Admiral Dewey, Thomas Jefferson, McKinley and Sherlock Holmes, Obadiah, Hezekiah, Abraham Lincoln Jones.
And this the daughter's:
Martha Washington, Amy Semple McPherson, Shirley Temple, Gypsie Rose Lee, Cleopatra, Peggy Hopkins Joyce, Lydia P, Aunt Jemima, Texas Guinan, Victoria and Kate Malone, Adeline, Gertrude Stein, Lindy Lou Eliza Jones.
Suggestions welcome for who the other non-obvious characters are!
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I'm not sure how old this post is, but the tune "George Jones" popped into my head just now. I went to what you would call a public school (prep or boarding school), and sang in the octet, where much of our material, for better or worse, came from the Yale Song Book. The year I was singing in the octet, I came across some recordings of the octet from previous classes, one of whom had recorded "George Jones". It is indeed an interesting tune as it lists celebrities who were once household names, many of whom are now largely forgotten. Even in my octet days, though (1961), we would not have sung this song. It's quite racist. It's in the spirit of the minstrel era when clichés about blacks were used by white entertainers in blackface to make white people laugh. Some African Americans did indeed name their children after famous people (George Washington Carver), as did some white people (Woodrow Wilson Guthrie). But perhaps you knew all that.
ReplyDeleteAmy Semple McPherson was an evangelical preacher with a huge following who ran off with an executive of her church.
Thanks for those interesting observations. I suspect the song is only racist if you want it to be - there is no reason to associate with blackface minstrels now, nor of itself do the names suggest anything racist. But I do think it's a fascinating piece of social history - and great fun to sing.
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